💄 BAD ROMANCE MEDIA

CHAPTER 13

He Texts First

他先开口

Catch up in Comique

Archive failed.

Day nine back, I was in a cross-timezone meeting, camera off, soul elsewhere. My phone lit up: an iMessage from an unknown number beginning +31.

"Did you ever make it to Delft?"

No signature. None needed. Exactly one person on earth knew my itinerary owed a debt to Delft.

I stared at that message for the length of an entire meeting. When it ended, I replied with two words: "I didn't."

"Why not?"

"Came back to work. How did you get this number?"

"Guesthouse register," he wrote, with zero remorse. "Your handwriting is very legible."

"Isn't that a privacy violation in Europe?"

"It is," he said. "You may sue me. Dutch courts require you to appear in person."

I put the phone face-down on my desk and forbade myself to smile. Failed.

That's how it started. His small hours were my afternoon; my midnight was his morning — on paper, the two worst-matched time zones in the world. In practice, we used the time difference like a relay baton. What I said before sleep, he caught on waking; what he sent in his deep night, I unwrapped over lunch. Every message arrived nine hours cold, which meant nobody had to reply instantly, and nobody had to perform being busy.

But I noticed something quickly: his messages tended to be stamped three, four a.m. his time.

"Why are you awake again?" I asked once.

"Fisherman's hours," he said. "The tide doesn't check the clock."

"You don't fish."

"Habit. I've slept little since I was a boy. The night is quiet. Good for thinking."

"Thinking about what?"

That one took him a long time to answer. When it came, it said: "A problem I can't solve."

I didn't push. That's someone's private repo; you don't force-clone without access. Besides, I had my own unshared directories — like the fact that the dream was accelerating. Three, four nights a week now, and sharper than it had any right to be: I could read the house numbers on the low houses now. I could smell coffee cut with fish brine. One night I dreamed an old blue-and-white wooden boat, up on blocks.

Mornings, I laughed at myself: residue. Cache invalidation is famously hard.

Vivi's verdict on all of it: "What even is this? Pen pals? It's 2026, lo. Humanity invented the video call generations ago."

"It's asynchronous communication," I said. "Low frequency, high bandwidth, zero packet loss."

"It's two people starving for each other," she said, "and both too proud to eat 🍵"

Nine hours apart; fewer than ten sentences a day.

But the last thing I did before sleep and the first thing I did awake had become the same person.